my dream life right there
THIS IS ALL I HAVE EVER WANTED
What about it’s poop? What if decides to randomly claw you for no fucking reason like assholian cats do? What if it pees randomly on what you love the most when you don’t feed it? You’ll drown man. As fluffy as it may look, this think is fucking dangerous.
(Source: journey2somewhere, via str1ck3n)
Men categorize women in one of four ways:
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman.
But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.
The sexual attractiveness of the slut.
The wisdom of the mother.
The integrity of the virgin.
The independence of the bitch.
This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.
(Source: hohoholmesmeretricious, via frompawntoqueen)
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
I just inform the glorious boob wielder that I will stare at their greatness beforehand. They’re so confused because no one does it so I get away with it.
im jealous of girls with nice perfume because they always smell so good and i probably smell like nachos
I would take home someone that smells like nachos…